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Okay, so you’ve got the volcanic crater crib, the psychopathic tendencies, the white cat, the Nehru suit and the stupid laugh. But haven’t you forgotten something? Yes, that’s right: you haven’t got a place to park your malevolent backside. Enter, with a flash of lightning and an orchestral stab of violins, the truly stunning Villain Chair. Mwah-hah-hah!