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It's a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You're constantly being ordered around by your superiors. You're at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. Despite all the blaster training, you can't hit the broad side of a Hutt at point-blank range. But the worst part? You're *always* surrounded by other Stormtroopers. A little privacy would be nice.